WITHIN THE SAME WEEK.
(While talking to my mom about birth control pills)
Mom: You have to take the pill everyday. Do you know what happened the one time I missed my pill?
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"