D-Daze

“The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.”
— Willem de Kooning (via thingsandschemes)

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elmslifeoflove:

huffingtonpost:

DOG STEALS BABY’S TOY, THEN REPENTS BY SPOILING HER ROTTEN.

This lil’ pup can teach us all a lesson or two about apologies. Watch the full video here.

Too cutee! Hope it brings a smile to your face, because everyone needs to smile every now and then. :)

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ona-andi:

My life summed up in one movie quote

ona-andi:

My life summed up in one movie quote

(While talking to my mom about birth control pills)

Mom: You have to take the pill everyday. Do you know what happened the one time I missed my pill?

Me: What?

Mom: You.

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts, via thetexasmexican)

skeletonhaver:


ground control to major tom

skeletonhaver:

ground control to major tom

(Source: sodomies, via new-odour)

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

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